Couples Amsterdam
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We do not publish a menu. We publish durations, districts and rates, and the rest is what the two of you settle with the two who arrive.
Two therapists in one room is not one booking doubled. It is a second hour bought inside the first, and almost everything that makes it work happens before either of them reaches your door.
The roster is forty-five women, and the part of the work nobody sees is knowing which of them belong beside each other. Two therapists who have never met can both be excellent and still spend the first quarter of an hour negotiating the room: who takes which side, who sets the pace, who speaks. We keep track of who has worked together and how it went, and when we pair two names it is usually a pair we have sent out before. When you choose both yourselves and they are strangers to one another, we say so before you confirm rather than after.
We are outcall and only outcall. There is no studio, no reception, no second room down a corridor where one of you waits while the other is seen. Your hotel room or your apartment is the room, which means the two of you are never split across two spaces or two appointments an hour apart. In the centre that is twenty to thirty minutes from the message to the knock, both therapists arriving together and dressed for a corridor. Airport hotels are further out and arranged on enquiry rather than promised in minutes.
Two hours run in parallel: they start together and they end together, and neither of you is left lying still listening to the other being worked on. Beyond that, symmetry is not the point. Most couples want different things at the same time, and two therapists is the only arrangement that lets you have them without one of you waiting politely. Nobody keeps the pair in step for the sake of the picture.
Bookings run from a single hour to eight, and there are evenings on the list that are not massage at all — dinner, an evening out, a night that ends at your door. We answer at three in the morning as readily as at three in the afternoon, and there is no hour of the week where the price of the two of you changes.